Tuesday, 22 November 2022

"...But it ended in TERR-OR!"

 That title is based on something an old friend of mine used to say. It can be added to any hackneyed sentence to start a movie intro;

 "It started as a simple walk in the park..."  

     "It began as a simple homework assignment..." 

          "It seemed to be a normal day for Archie and Jughead..."

                    "... BUT IT ENDED IN TERROR!"

You folks get the picture. This also explains the whys and wherefores of the photos included in this blog. My interest in "The Silver Bayonet" continues and I've also discovered some weirdness in another set of rule, one that shall remain nameless for the time being. So I need monsters and weird things. Like these...

From a pack called "Evil Toys", the Teddy Bear of Destruction

"Edward the Construct"
A sort of Frankenstein's creature with a huge tenderizer.
He's full of scars and stitchmarks.

A Halfling woman who appears to have had too much
No-Doze. The figure is actually nicer than my paint job
makes it out to be.

A large Hag.
... livin' in a van down by the river,
eatin' a steady diet of gov'ment cheese.
Actually I don't want to know WHAT she eats!

A smaller Hag... but no less hungry or nasty.


A rather creepy entry; supposed to be a Wendigo.
The legend says the creature is always hungry and never
satisfied no matter how much it has eaten... usually humans.

Another view of the Creeper

A "living statue"
Always a nasty surprise for adventurers.

I refer to this fellow as an "average size green dragon."
He was partnered with the Halfling woman seen above.

A box. What could be in it? Just about anything!
Legal papers! Extra ammunition! Gadgets and gizmos!
Lizards! Scrapple! We'll all have to wait to find out!

A barrel. As above.
Filled with... fish? Black powder? Water? Rum?
Kimchi? Stay tuned.

A massive mushroom; my latest discovery at the Doller Store.
It could be intelligent. It could be the source of intoxicating and 
psychedelic spores, Ukrainian-style Stroganoff, or a quick and nasty death.

On the historical side, a RAFM casting of a grenadier of the
Black Watch from their French & Indian War range.

From the same range, a "hatman" of the Royal American
Regiment. The regiment was recruited in North America
and was heavily German/Swiss in its personnel.
Blue facings and blue breeches for a Royal regiment!

Years ago, I worked in clay doing counseling with teenagers.
There were days I felt like this when I came home.

"...BUT IT ENDED IN TERROR!"


Before I go..


Wednesday, 21 September 2022

Mark's Little Soldiers, Part 2 +


 I am still rather enamoured with Mark Copplestone's "Little Soldiers", a range of 30mm (more or less) figures representing a few Imagi-nations armies styled for the Inter-war period. I've also added a few items from other ranges

Here is an officer whom I felt looked rather Austro-Hungarian and that's the way I painted the figure:

Painted in a colour called "Liberty Blue", this figure
seemed to have an Imperial vibe.
Dark green facings with lighter green piping...
to be honest, I'm rather pleased.

Here is an officer-type figure who has a real Spanish Civil War aura about him. He even has a tie!

This guy looks really Spanish Republican.
I only noticed the tie as I began painting him.
I'm wondering if more figures will be made in the side cap.

And some figures from various sources and ranges that were fun to paint.

The "crazy pirate monkey"
One of the players in my Traveller campaign has a pet monkey,
and this new figure will fit the need exactly.


Ralph also printed up a few figures.
Here is a sci-fi female that my eldest instantly annexed
for their use in Traveller. I'm fine with this!

All for now. Just so you know, I often paint while watching the Toronto Blue Jays' games. Yes, I'm a fan and saw them at that Rogers Centre in Toronto last week! I'm actually enjoying watching baseball again!

Yes, the cap is an antique, but it's mine!







Monday, 19 September 2022

Mark's Little Soldiers

 


Yes, it's been a while. No, I haven't moved... or been conscripted... or in hospital. Let's chalk it up to the combination of busyness and laziness. Good, now we can move on.

A while back, I say notice of the release of new figures from Mark Copplestone, figures based on a fantasy clash between countries in the sculptor's imagination. They're listed as 30mm but they stand close to big 28's. Details appeard to be charmingly minimal.

I love imagination... and imagi-nations.

I obtained a few figures and since there are a few I'm quite interested in ("Rufus T. Firefly" for example), I'll probably get some more.

The three Imagi-nations are Slovsko, Panovia, and Bergland. They all have a nice "retro" toy soldier look and are sculped to look vaguely like inter-war troops, sort of just prior to the Spanish Civil War and such.

I like them and I painted them as I wanted to (since I bought them with money and all.) I only have a few and I'll present them here. I don't have names for the two countries I've represented, but I might have names before the blog is done.

First, a member of the National Gendarmerie of the one nation which looks somewhat like early WWII Soviet troops, although the gendarme pictured is rather fancy for a crypto-Soviet nation:

Rather fancy and Casablanca-esque and Clouseau-ish
"Un-occupied Potatoland welcomes you!"

I wanted a general police type figure once I saw it and the Kepi seemed to tell me to set that up. He should have a mustache, don't you think? Maybe later.

Next, an officer, low to middle rank, of the People's Army. I thought a yellow-ish khaki would serve. The crest on the helmet reminded me of the applied crest on Soviet helmets early in WWII.

An officer of the People's Republic of Stroganoff (There's a name!)
RHIP ('Rank has it's privileges.') hence the lighter Khaki breeches.
I felt I had to ink the faces of the figures to bring out the detail.

The People's Army needed people so a people it is. A ranker ready to defend the Brotherland without much political interest or savvy. Again the yellow-ish Khaki, green helmet, black boots, and brown leather belting seemed right.

A tough veteran, rough and ready.
More vodka and perogy, anyone? 

The Bergland troop have a definite Teutonic look to them - jackboots, coal-scuttle helmet, etc. I didn't want to break out the Feldgrau although who knows what the future may hold?

Now who wore the coal-scuttle Stahlhelm? Switzerland? Chile? Argentina? Iran? Nationalist China? Yes, true... but too much grey or khaki. Who else?

Who else indeed! Fianna Fail! ("Warriors of Destiny", but not the political party.) Soon after the army of the Republic of Ireland was formed, they adopted a Stahlhelm copy made by Vickers in the UK. It was worn until the beginning of WWII when the British-style Brodie helmet was adopted. (That other helmet might have led to some touchy moments at the border with Northern Ireland.) So I used the really dark green of the uniform of the Republic's troops with the ruby red leggings, black belting, and black helmets with the Army badge affixed to the front.

An officer of the Republic of Erie (There's the second name!):

Again, light khaki breeches, brown gloves, and a bit of shine to the helmet.
I used Liquitex artist's acrylic paint for that since it has some sheen to it.

And the rank-and-file:
The Irish Army had some rather strange ways of keeping a shine on
their legging and belting, sometimes involving candlewax.
His belts are black although they're hard to see against the really dark green tunic.

Finally, a garda of the Guardians of the Peace, the national police force of the Republic of Erie. I chose a lighter green for the tunic, breeches, and cap. ("Deep River Green", a colour I usually use for SYW Russian coats.) He looks rather severe without much detail, but he is a "toy soldier style" figure.

The figure still looks a bit Teutonic, but I like him. 
Would he be better with an open tunic and necktie?
I don't like ties, so...

There are still some figures to paint, among them two officers. One is wearing a German/Austrian style mountain troops cap with a feather. (I'm thinking Austro-Hungarian alpine troops.) The second has a "garrison cap"/side cap with a tassel in the front like the SCW troops wore. I think you can see where this is going.

Yet to be released are troops in berets, in the garrison cap, in a Balkan-style fur cap, and who knows what else. Machine guns, both light and heavy, mortars, flamethrowers, artillery, and even comic-style bomb blasts are a now available. The ads show more and different to come.

This could be a problem. There's only so much money in the world.  

Monday, 15 August 2022

Fort Erie --- 2022

 


After two years of delay made unfortunately necessary because of Covid-19, the Siege of Fort Erie was done again this August. It was a wonderful event, although it was blisteringly hot and horribly humid. The photo above was the rainbow over Buffalo, NY after a rainstorm... and not a drop hit us across the river in Ontario. 

(All the photos are to be credited to Laughing Devil Photography, Larry Barnard, Ralph Golin, Mark Psulka, my wife Beth, and a few others whose names I could not find.)

Sad to say, I was not feeling well due to the heat for most of the weekend. I did take part in Saturday's parade and the turn-over of the fort to the American army once the garrison marched out. I had the honour of being adjutant for the US side, which was interesting.

Morning parade


Musicians' call

The exchange of salutes
Following this the officer commanding takes over the parade and the adjutant
does a quick "fade" to the commander's right rear.
Officers carrying canteens/water bottles might not have been regulation,
but that weekend it was necessary! 

The column advances

Prime and load!

A volunteer with the 2nd Regiment of York Militia

The Crown line.
Numbers were down on both sides; a result of the pandemic I'm sure.

The combined 21st & 17th (out of Erie, PA) give fire

Fifes and Drums of the Crown Forces

The Glengarry Light Infantry Fencibles closest to the camera
- in green with black facings, musket armed.

The Incorporated Militia of Upper Canada (IMUC)
under their new captain. Huzzah!

First Sergeant Mike deploys his "war face"

Major Phil watches the 25th deploy

The Crown cannon

The afternoon battle, meant to display Chippewa and Lundy's Lane, was shortened because of the intense heat. Everyone was being very careful!

The night battle, the reenactment of the night attack on the fort, is always a load of fun and quite a blast - literally! Beth armed herself with my carbine, a hunting shirt, and undress cap as well as the belly box she bought for me that day and took her place on the wall. Alex's musket would no longer fire at one point, so she handed over the carbine... which he used and now wants me to leave to him in my will. Get in line, Bud!

The view from "the Wall" over the Terreplein of the fort.

Major Phil, and the marching 21st - Marcus, Alex, Mike, and Brendon

Another view from the wall.

It can get smoky.


From the main bastion

And the big BOOM!
Planned, organized, and set of by professional pyrotechnicians!

Part of the well-laid out Crown camp

Along side the road

Dinner our camp - pulled pork, Caesar salad, and "Mr. Jefferson's macaroni & cheese"
- taken from a 1790's cookbook from Monticello.

IMUC had the honour of leading the column.

Jordan in his pioneer gear


The Crown High Command

"Many Strings" intent on loading

Packing, Packing, Packing...

This is a short blog since my part in the event was curtailed. I hope to do better next time... both on the field and in the blog.